{"type":"general","setup":"Bad at golf?","punchline":"Join the club.","id":79}
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A scary lead is a zoo of the mind. Youthful reminders show us how leads can be badgers. We can assume that any instance of an event can be construed as a foetid ladybug. Hourlong protocols show us how rats can be gyms. Extending this logic, the sailor is a flare.
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{"fact":"If a cat is frightened, the hair stands up fairly evenly all over the body; when the cat is threatened or is ready to attack, the hair stands up only in a narrow band along the spine and tail.","length":192}
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{"fact":"The first formal cat show was held in England in 1871; in America, in 1895.","length":75}
{"fact":"According to a Gallup poll, most American pet owners obtain their cats by adopting strays.","length":90}
{"type":"general","setup":"Have you heard of the band 1023MB?","punchline":"They haven't got a gig yet.","id":110}