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{"slip": { "id": 88, "advice": "Hold the door open for the next person."}}

{"fact":"Cats often overract to unexpected stimuli because of their extremely sensitive nervous system.","length":94}

{"fact":"Isaac Newton invented the cat flap. Newton was experimenting in a pitch-black room. Spithead, one of his cats, kept opening the door and wrecking his experiment. The cat flap kept both Newton and Spithead happy.","length":211}

{"type":"standard","title":"Domingo Cruz","displaytitle":"Domingo Cruz","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5290355","titles":{"canonical":"Domingo_Cruz","normalized":"Domingo Cruz","display":"Domingo Cruz"},"pageid":27583141,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/34/Domingo_Cruz_%28Cocolia%29_statue_in_Plaza_Degetau%2C_Bo._Segundo%2C_Ponce%2C_PR_%28IMG_3079%29.jpg/330px-Domingo_Cruz_%28Cocolia%29_statue_in_Plaza_Degetau%2C_Bo._Segundo%2C_Ponce%2C_PR_%28IMG_3079%29.jpg","width":320,"height":427},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/34/Domingo_Cruz_%28Cocolia%29_statue_in_Plaza_Degetau%2C_Bo._Segundo%2C_Ponce%2C_PR_%28IMG_3079%29.jpg","width":768,"height":1024},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1227013789","tid":"7e848b3e-215f-11ef-8a9b-9f23a5965065","timestamp":"2024-06-03T04:12:30Z","description":"Puerto Rican musician","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domingo_Cruz","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domingo_Cruz?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domingo_Cruz?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Domingo_Cruz"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domingo_Cruz","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Domingo_Cruz","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domingo_Cruz?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Domingo_Cruz"}},"extract":"Domingo Cruz, a.k.a., \"Cocolía\", was a late 19th-century Puerto Rican musician, and director of the Ponce Firefighters' Band.","extract_html":"

Domingo Cruz, a.k.a., \"Cocolía\", was a late 19th-century Puerto Rican musician, and director of the Ponce Firefighters' Band.

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{"slip": { "id": 133, "advice": "If you find yourself distressed about something, ask yourself if it will still matter tomorrow or next week or next month."}}

{"slip": { "id": 174, "advice": "Be a good lover."}}

{"slip": { "id": 220, "advice": "Most things are not as bad as you think they are."}}

{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}

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The tawny pipit is a medium-large passerine bird which breeds in much of the central Palearctic from northwest Africa and Portugal to Central Siberia and on to Inner Mongolia. It is a migrant moving in winter to tropical Africa and the Indian Subcontinent.

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{"fact":"Some Siamese cats appear cross-eyed because the nerves from the left side of the brain go to mostly the right eye and the nerves from the right side of the brain go mostly to the left eye. This causes some double vision, which the cat tries to correct by \u201ccrossing\u201d its eyes.","length":275}

{"slip": { "id": 18, "advice": "Don't judge a book by its cover, unless it has a synopsis on the back."}}

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